What the fuck, bro? Why is my girlfriend cums squirt on you 🤬

I don't give a fuck about board games, I'm going to my neighbor's to have sex 🫢

Honey, don't panic. These are my friends. They're gonna fuck you, and I'm getting married

Friend girl, where did you find such fuckers? They make me squirt 💦

3 dicks at once - where?! I can only have two dicks in me at the same time